Will The Racers Lose Their Thrill?

[Racers]

VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHT PHIL KESSEL IS ON THE BLOCK



That's right, motherfuckers. Phil "The Thrill" Kessel has landed in what might be the best possible spot for himself. This beauty has made his away out of the black hole that is the Arizona Coyotes and into a great situation in Vegas.

Let me make myself clear: Phil Kessel of the Vegas Golden Knights is on the trade block. If you want him, make an offer. Don't bitch about how some other team got him for less and you would have paid more.

I'm looking for youth and I'm looking for picks. You know the deal.

Pitter patter, fellas!